Rodney Dangerfield

Youre all here today taking this course How To Be an Auto Mechanic. Its your money, so pay attention.

What a neighborhood. Last week in front of my building, they put some new sidewalk in. I remember when I was a kid, I used to put my handprint in the wet cement. I figured Id do it again. I tell you its a weird feeling to put your hand in wet cement, and you feel another hand. (: Rodneys handprin...

Is that how it happened? The classic comedy duo, Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara, tell a story about Rodney. (: This Is Your Life, 1981)

Dean Martin tells one of his favorite jokes of Rodneys: I worked one place that was so tough, one night the boss told me, Kid, you want to go hunting? I said, OK Im game, and he shot me!

Are you kidding? I held a seashell up to my ear, it told me to get off the beach. (: Rodney with Morgan Fairchild from his 1985 comedy special, Exposed)

Any way you want it. #TheInkofNoRespect (Tattoo by @clareclarity)

Im never lucky at parties either. I remember one party... they called it off because I was in town. (: Rodney gets a little respect as he gives the town of Westport its first official flag, 1985)

Remembering the Oscar-winning producer and driving force behind Rodneys 90s classic Ladybugs, Al Ruddy. (March 28, 1930 May 25, 2024)In the early 90s, I watched my daughter play soccer. My daughter was 7. I said what a great background for a movielittle girls with big boots on! So I develop this...

Lazy, youre not kidding. Why, Im like a rug on Valium. Im talking lazy. (: @earlesswonder85)

Poor Rodney dont get no respect.

Rodney leaves his red tie at home for this impromptu visit on the Tonight Show. : @officialjohnnycarson

Looks good on you though.