Andie Anderson

Plot twist. I already looked like this. Just gonna blame it on Covid.

Food, bitch.

Pajama pants + your 6th grade powderpuff shirt = high fashion

Look honey! Theyre so happy for us...Can you imagine if we had a baby? #doitforthegram

Anyone who actually knows what this is from is probably in bed right now cause theyre ancient millennials..like me.

Thanks. Its vintage.

I mean honestly Debbie from accounting can fuck off. No one reads your emails. Just fucking fuck off.

Aaaayyyyy no information here

Because songs about being drunk and desperate just really speak to me.

Now my moms yelling at me...thanks asshole.

Please enjoy this free speck of eyeshadow on us

You had one job.