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I'm free!!!! Da Gawd is finally fuqin free!!! #hookem #dagawd

Dawg is still thinkin bout us! I think we broke this cat heart!#houstontexans #nfl #nflfreeagency #ballislife

This ni99a is gonna be the NBA's next great superstar!! I'm tellin u dude has IT!!!#houstonrockets #rockets #kevinporter #kevinporterjr #nba #basketball #ballislife

Big 12 champs!!! Shine my fuqin trophy!!!!!!#texaslonghorns #hookemhorns #texaslonghorns #nba #basketball #ballislife #hookem

Thank the fuqin lawd!!! Why the fuq are my squads soo slow to realize a muthafukr is azzzz cheeks!!! Sht is fuqin annoying!!!#houstonrockets #pjtucker #nba #basketball #ballislife

I'm here bcause arizona offered the most money There fixed it for ya JJ. #jjwatt #houstontexans #nfl #arizonacardinals

Nice supabowl performance time my homes!!!#patrickmahomes #chiefs #buccaneers #superbowl #nfl #tombrady

6 in a row!!We gonna win the fuqin title and we gonna beat Harden and the Nets to do it!!#houstonrockets #rockets #brooklynnets #nba #basketball #ballislife #jamesharden

4 in a row!! We comin ni99a!! And we still got all dem draft picks!!! #futureisnow#houstonrockets #rockets #nba #basketball #ballislife

David Culley-passing coordinator ravens.Sooo we hirin dis ni99a as coach who led the ravens to the worst passing offense in nfl?!?!?! More fuqin buffonery!! I'm willing to give a muthafukr a chance but this feels like more fuqery from my Texans!! Got damn our owner is a fuqin meathead!!!!#texans ...

Guess it wasn't belichek system huh?! #tombrady #buccaneers #packers #nfl #nflplayoffs

I got no problem with Harden wanting to leave. The man gave us his best yrs. We went from lottery 4 straight yrs to 1 game from nba finals!! He became the greatest offensive player in nba history with us! We became hated and i loved it! All while haters kept his pickle in they mouth!! Preciate u...