Carla Valentine

Happy Father's Day, Sweetcheeks xxx

Everything must go! Head to my Depop for bargains galore from Jeffrey Campbell, Disturbia, The Vampire's Wife, Vivienne Westwood, and lots of items with Poison Ivy vibes for spring depop.com/formaldeheidi or search formaldeheidi#depop #depopsale #thevampireswife #viviennewestwood #warehouse #jef...

If the amazing @tairriebmurphy hasn't heard of @coreterno they may well be fans of her, regardless! Tairrie, I think you'd like this small Italian company #kissorkill #omniavincitamor #feminenergy #unisex #genderless

In September I'm speaking at the @agathafestival about my book 'Murder Isn't Easy: The Forensics of Agatha Christie'! (Link in Linktree, above). If you're in the Devon area or Torquay-bound this September, then come and see me on Friday 13th at 5:00pm as I chat about forensic science in Agatha Ch...

Carla's Dictionary: /brft/ pronounced 'bear-eft' adjective lacking or deprived of something i.e when you've finished all episodes of S1 and S2 of The Bear and have to wait God-knows how long to find out wtf #thebear #carmy #allday #carmenberzatto #cousin #thebeef #jeremyallenwhite #sevenfishes ...

End of term own clothes/pyjamas/onesie day - where is the time going? #tiger #tigercub

When I first saw this I assumed it was about me Very excited to have ordered a first edition of this 1937 detective fiction book, with this cover #goldenagedetectivefiction #goldenagedetective #johndicksoncarr #theburningcourt #firstedition

Remembered this fabulous Peter Cushing dish towel we spotted in Whitstable, and I had to post with this song by The Jellybotties Thank you also @theqielves and Alan Davies (#iykyk)#petercushing #petercushinglivesinwhitstable #whitstable #jellybottys #thejellybotties

It's World Book Day and I couldn't resist posting this throwback to when @kittyspookylife dressed as me for the occasion, following the publication of my first book 'Past Mortems' What an honour! #pastmortems #worldbookday #worldbookday2024

Keep forgetting to post these lovely Addams Family gifts from @jonny_w.b.r for Valentine's Day: can't wait to play the game (it's like spooky Cluedo!) and do the jigsaw puzzle. I bought the 'Wednesday' doll by @livingdeaddollsofficial ages ago, but had to take a pic with these recent acquisitions...

I was tidying up recently and found a few copies of the US version of my book about the forensics of Agatha Christie. It was published by @sourcebooks in America and amazingly became a Barnes & Noble monthly pick! If you're in the UK and would like this US edition - which won't incur hidden charg...

Huge Valentine sale on my Depop www.depop.com/formaldeheidi #louboutin #freepeople #viviennewestwood #kurtgeiger #valentinesday #redroses #luluhun